ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every great company started in a garage.
Yours will end there too. The car's been living outside since launch.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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