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You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend.
You took a photo of grass, posted it, and checked how many people liked the grass.
— Zack, unqualified
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- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
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- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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