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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "so busy" this week.
Your screen time says eleven hours a day. Busy is one word for it. Scrolling is the other.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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