ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again."
That's also the plan for your job next quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
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- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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