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Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a recipe you'll never cook, and one is playing music from somewhere you can't find.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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