ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "don't do small talk".
You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails or replying. You do "vibes", and nobody can invoice those.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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