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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not a CEO.
You're one person with a logo, a free email account and nobody to blame.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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