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MONDAY, 10 JANUARY 2022
Your company will send flowers to your funeral.
They'll be charged to your department's budget.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
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