ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
You took it in 2016. You've been sitting down since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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