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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend.
You took a photo of grass, posted it, and checked how many people liked the grass.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
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- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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