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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Everything happens for a reason.
The reason is you. It's always been you.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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