ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic.
It's what the last week of the month has looked like for a decade. Someone finally sold the lighting.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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