ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.
The printer has better job security.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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