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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
FRIDAY, 18 MARCH 2022
No pain, no gain.
You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your file.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
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