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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Dress for the job you want.
The job you have will see you in at nine, in a lanyard, until retirement or restructure. Bet on restructure.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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