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You "work best under pressure".
You don't. You just only work under pressure.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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