ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have an eleven-step skincare routine.
Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is doing its best. It isn't a miracle worker.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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