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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The customer is always right.
The customer is also on hold, forever, which is exactly how the company likes it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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