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Remember when you stayed up late on purpose?
Now you're up at 3am because your knee filed a complaint.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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