ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The spark never fades.
It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint funeral plan.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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