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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "don't do small talk".
You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails or replying. You do "vibes", and nobody can invoice those.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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