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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The update is 200GB.
Your free afternoon was smaller.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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