ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wisdom comes with age.
So does standing on the landing with no idea why you came upstairs, or exist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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