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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every birthday is a gift.
The gift is one fewer birthday.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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