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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Rise and grind.
Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a boat.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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