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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Make your money work for you.
Yours quit in 2019. It works for your landlord now.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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