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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The return to office is completely optional.
So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet there you are, ranked 41st. They're "reviewing" 41st.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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