ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your soulmate is out there.
Currently leaving someone better on read.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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