ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
No pain, no gain.
You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your file.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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