ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your soft launch was a hand in a photo.
The hard launch never came. The hand has since soft-launched someone else.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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