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Make your money work for you.
Yours quit in 2019. It works for your landlord now.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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