ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenthood is a long journey
from "mama" to "can you send money" to them choosing your care home.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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