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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Make your money work for you.
Yours quit in 2019. It works for your landlord now.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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