ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your soulmate is out there.
Currently leaving someone better on read.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
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- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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