ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Coffee doesn't fix Monday.
It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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