ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dress for the job you want.
The job you have will see you in at nine, in a lanyard, until retirement or restructure. Bet on restructure.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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