ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They're taking time away from social media.
You know because they posted about it eleven times.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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