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That's more than your friends manage.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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