ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams
than you've had about anything since 2011.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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