ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday motivation is a myth.
Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave, or your retirement.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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