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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You left them on read "to be mysterious".
They didn't notice. They were also being mysterious. You're now two mysteries who will never speak again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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