ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your banking app pauses slightly before opening.
It's deciding how to tell you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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