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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday".
Except a manager, and he meant your Monday, not his.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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