ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a perfectly normal day.
You've got about two thousand more of them. Count them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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