ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care.
It's been delivered. It's been read. It is now the most caring thing anyone has ever ignored.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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