ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to something.
They haven't. They've committed to watching your stories within four seconds and replying to nothing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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