ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something.
It landed. Enjoy that. It's the last thing this week that will.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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