ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
There's someone out there for everyone.
Yours married someone else in 2019. They look happy.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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