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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast.
Combined monthly income: $14. Combined listeners: your nan, twice, by accident.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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