ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph.
The photo will outlast your sanity.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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